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Are we having more fun yet? Let's dish. The top ten blondes we love to hate (or just plain love!)

1. Marilyn Monroe - Our all time favorite!

I've Been on a Calendar but I've never
been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

2. Madonna - Miss Blonde Ambition herself! Who says blondes are dumb...She made her fortune by being the good little catholic girl gone bad, then reinvented herself as a jew!

 
3. Anna Nicole Smith- well, you would think with all the hype over her recent death that she would be launched to the top of the list...sadly, this blonde was a tradgedy waiting to happen, but with all the coverage, you would think someone who actually contributed something other than "trimspa baby" had passed. I'm seriously thinking about replacing her with Lady Di.
4. Farah Fawcett - Ok. My age is showing. At least I still don't have the Farah haircut!
5. Pamela Anderson - One word...Mayhem. OK two words...Tommy Lee!
6. Brittney Spears - oops, i don't think anyone cares.(did she or didn't she?)
7. Barbie - That bitch has everything!
8. Charlize Theron - Could anyone be more beautiful? Beotch!
9. Gwen Stefani - She's not just a girl...she's a blonde! No doubt about it!
10. Mina Sorvino - anyone who can win an Oscar for playing a blonde bimbo just has to be on the list.
   
   

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Mercury is in retrograde making communications challenging for the next several weeks...even if you are not blonde. Also, this is a time when stuff just breaks down...phones, washing machines...anything mechanical and usually at the most inconvenient times. Best to take a "go with the flow" approach.


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