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Q:
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q:
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q:
What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q:
Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q:
Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q:
Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q:
What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q:
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q:
Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q:
Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
Q:
Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
Q:
How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
Q:
What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Q:
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: How does a blonde interpert 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q:
How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q:
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q:
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini
skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q:
What important question does a blonde ask her mate before
having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Q:
Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q:
How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
Q:
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.
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