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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q:
What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress in
the coffeehouse when she read her nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other
one ?"
Q:
What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q:
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q:
Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q:
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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