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Blonde Survival Gear

Natural Blonde
(G-rated)

Dishwater Blonde
(PG-13)

Dirty Blonde
(Rated R)

Nuclear Blonde
(NC-17)

: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress in the coffeehouse when she read her nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

 

 

       


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